Noah here with an urgent update you need to read immediately, before the debate starts
Noah here with this important update you need to see....
Hey, Noah here and Happy "Debate Eve" to you....
Oh my what a day....
Noah here with a special announcement
Sorry this is late but you have to see this....
Noah here with something very important this morning...
Noah here and I have some major reports tonight...
Noah here and I think you're gonna like this...
Ah yes, on a Friday of course when they think no one is watching...
Noah here and I am about to blow your mind...